Wise words from a wise fella'

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[3:29:11 PM] Sammi: I’m sorry but I just was eating a banana and pretended to suck on it like a dick
[3:29:17 PM] Sammi: And then laughed so hard at myself like a retard
[3:29:20 PM] Sammi: I need friends

Musical!

I’m gonna be in a muscial, and my part is:

1. A weird dude who turns out to be a expert at UFO’s

and

2. An 8th grader who has 2 lines.

I’m so ****ing proud.

If you didn’t know allready.