[3:29:11 PM] Sammi: I’m sorry but I just was eating a banana and pretended to suck on it like a dick
[3:29:17 PM] Sammi: And then laughed so hard at myself like a retard
[3:29:20 PM] Sammi: I need friends
I’m gonna be in a muscial, and my part is:
1. A weird dude who turns out to be a expert at UFO’s
2. An 8th grader who has 2 lines.
I’m so ****ing proud.