Wise words from a wise fella'

I never got a monday off from school :<

I take my coffe black too :D like my slaves.

Finally i’ve got a favorite movie! The Truman Show, with Jim Carrey as the star!

With… Magic! *snort*

Geography

So many words, so little understanding… why so many goddamn different words for the same thing? how about calling it “Dirt that smash into each other” and “Dirt that runs away from each other” and so on…

If a man can both drive well, and kiss a pretty girl, he is not giving the kiss the attention it deserve.

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—	Albert Einstein

Brofist

Me: Brofist.
Him: Brofist?
Me: Brofist!
Him: Bro-fist!
Me: BROFIST!
Him: BROFIST!!
Her: Sisfist?

Look

Hey look right over there! I said look! No not there, THERE! Yes there, oh damn, it ran… Hey it’s there again! look! Why didn’t you look? It was so cool! anyway, how’s your sex life?

If you were going to be stranded on a deserted island, who would you want to have with you, if you could choose just one person?

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The destroyer of evil, the eater of noodles, the destruction of bitches, the master of survivors… Chuck Norris.

Dance!

Forward! back! left! forward! right! back! left! forward! left! for-

Sorry, i din’t see that hole.